My roommate was in the shower during the quake. I yelled to him “It’s an earthquake!” and he yelled back “No shit!”

We stood in line at Crown Hardware on Balboa with people to get batteries (power was out and the clerk sold things out of the store doorway), while my roommate told other people in line that “the Bay Bridge is down. People in the water!”

That same goofball, in full survivor mode, bought out all the small orange juices a hot dog vendor had at Ocean Beach. Absolutely laughable.

By Woody LaBounty